TMZ.com
A$AP Rocky‘s addressing a leaked sex tape clip allegedly featuring him with another woman in the best way possible — by being really funny … and a little cocky.
The naughty clip began making the rounds Thursday and going viral for obvious reasons, but also because folks seem to be a little disappointed in Rocky’s … uh, performance.
Well, the rapper responded in a big way, saying he and his penis woke up to the “alarming disturbance” of the leaked sex vid … then went to bat for Lil’ Rocky.
He says as the defense attorney for his dong, “WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE P***Y.” A$AP adds there’s a long list of satisfied women who’ll back him up.
He also seems to find it funny that there’s a lot of judgmental folks out there who’ve never had sex with him rating his sex skills based on a minute and a half clip.
Not sure he’s really laughing about it … but we’re certainly laughing at his tweet.